Secret ‘MAYAN2012′ Coupon Codes For Those That Want To Live

Many of you already know that December 12, 2012 marks the end of the Mayan long calender. Many books have been written regarding just what that means. Bumble has read none of these!  You do not get Bumble’s hard earned money for a book which ultimately is as conclusive as Punxatawny Phil’s weather forecasts. The [...]

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Banned From Reddit! Whatever Shall I Do?

Bumble has had a love hate affair with reddit for over a year. He was given a book last Christmas that suggested techniques for increasing traffic on his blog. One technique was to post content to various places like StumbleUpon and Reddit. StumbleUpon hasn’t generated much love, but at least the users of the site [...]

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Ants In The Kitchen! Who Will Save The Cupcakes?!

Recently, Bumble observed an episode of domestic life both disturbing and ridiculous. Since he can speak both Ant and Human, allow him to re-create the occurrence in an dramatic narrative. A typical Saturday morning… Daddy walks to the kitchen counter in all his Saturday morning unkempt glory. Mommy: “Don’t eat cupcakes for breakfast!” Daddy: “I [...]

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Instant Classics
What’s Wrong With America? A Metaphor About American Politics

I have a rusted out car up on blocks in my yard. It used to be an awesome car! I would love to restore it myself, but I am really busy watching American Idol and football. Money is pretty good so I decide that I will just hire someone to restore it for me. I promise myself it’s a priority and write a blank check. I ask the mechanic to get all the expenses approved by my wife before he does anything. Since I really don’t pay attention to the money.

My wife meets with the mechanic. He starts buffing out the rust.

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Ripoff Report Gets A Taste Of It’s Own Medicine

Earlier today, it was pointed out to Bumble that Ripoff Report was removed from Google’s search index. Initially this was discovered by Search Engine People, and later reported on by Mandy Boyle. You can view Mandy’s article here as well as the comment exchange between yours truly and of all people- Ripoff Report. Just what [...]

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I Refuse To Pay Congress!

Apparently there is a huge crisis brewing in Washington. Perhaps you heard already? On August 2nd the “debt ceiling” needs to be raised or else the Federal Government will not be able to borrow enough money to maintain itself. Can that be right? Okay, well it sounds crazy but that seems to really be what [...]

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