Obamacare Needs The Right Spokesperson

With such low acceptance of Obamacare by the younger generation it’s time to reconsider the marketing. Taking a page from the Reagan years we’ve got a suggestion for The White House when it comes to energizing the young, uninsured base.  

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Ants In The Kitchen! Who Will Save The Cupcakes?!

Recently, Bumble observed an episode of domestic life both disturbing and ridiculous. Since he can speak both Ant and Human, allow him to re-create the occurrence in an dramatic narrative. A typical Saturday morning… Daddy walks to the kitchen counter in all his Saturday morning unkempt glory. Mommy: “Don’t eat cupcakes for breakfast!” Daddy: “I […]

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I Refuse To Pay Congress!

Apparently there is a huge crisis brewing in Washington. Perhaps you heard already? On August 2nd the “debt ceiling” needs to be raised or else the Federal Government will not be able to borrow enough money to maintain itself. Can that be right? Okay, well it sounds crazy but that seems to really be what […]

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Instant Classics
Bumble Explains RickRolling: How To Do It, How to Protect Yourself, How to Get Sweet Revenge!

Last week Bumble was “RickRolled” by someone. First and foremost this isn’t the first time it’s happened to Bumble. Secondly, it occurred to Bumble that millions of innocent people are still vulnerable to this horrible internet phenomenon. Most of you don’t even know what it is, let alone how to prevent yourself from being victimized. […]

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Why The Ocean Sucks

Summer is time for frolicking at the beach, but before you leave the safety of the sand check out Bumble’s thoughts on the subject.

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Death to you, Osama!

It’s been 10 years since 9/11, and eight years to the day since “Mission Accomplished”, but justice was finally served. Osama Bin Laden is dead. While the world may not be any safer for the fact, it is still hard not to breath a sigh of relief. For many of us September 11th, 2001 will […]

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