5 New Years Resolutions Anyone Can Keep!

It’s that time of year when we pause to get drunk and lament what we’ve let ourselves become. Sometime soon you will determine to change your life for the better in 2011. Most likely the inspiration will strike you while poised over a toilet preparing to blow chunks or while standing naked in front of [...]

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Don’t Click This Link Unless You Really Care If Aaron Carter Is Dead Or Alive

Aaron carter, younger brother of Back Street Boy Nick Carter was reported to have died at the age of 22. The death was originally reported on Twitter and has inspired numerous online rumors of Aaron’s demise. Bumble did extensive investigation to determine if there was any truth to the rumors. Here’s what he found out.

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A Post Christmas Interview With Santa

Today is December 26th, the most stress free day of the year! While most of us are happy to be done with shopping, family, church, and generally faking Christmas spirit, it’s safe to say nobody is happier that it’s over than Santa. Despite leaving Bumble nothing but Coal, he was gracious enough to grant us [...]

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What Smart People Leave Out For Santa On Christmas Eve

Traditionally children leave out milk and cookies for Santa on Christmas Eve. In the morning when the milk is gone, and the cookies have been eaten it’s clear that Santa was there. Another clear indication is that your presents from Santa probably sucked. Yet until now, nobody has put two and two together. Why do [...]

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Syfy B Movie Mogul – Six Month Progress Check

It’s been 6 months since Syfy launched B Movie Mogul, a voting contest designed to let viewers dictate the plot of a Syfy original movie. What started as a seemingly cool idea instead turned into a weak “choose your own adventure” style poll contest. Rather than open things up to the public, Syfy instead listed [...]

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