One weekend I was lying on the couch. For those of you that know me, this will require no suspension of disbelief. My wife was in a playful mood. For no real reason she decided to pounce on me. She launched into the air and landed on my stomach. She caught me quite off guard [...]
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I have a rusted out car up on blocks in my yard. It used to be an awesome car! I would love to restore it myself, but I am really busy watching American Idol and football. Money is pretty good so I decide that I will just hire someone to restore it for me. I promise myself it’s a priority and write a blank check. I ask the mechanic to get all the expenses approved by my wife before he does anything. Since I really don’t pay attention to the money.
My wife meets with the mechanic. He starts buffing out the rust.
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