Fred Phelps And The Westboro Baptist Church Win Protection For Douchebag Speech! We Exercise Our Rights…

The U.S. Supreme court ruled on Snyder v. Phelps yesterday. The case centers around Fred Phelps and his mullet wearing family’s Westboro Baptist Church. Fred and his family/church are the idiots with hateful signs that protest at military funerals and anything “gay”. The Supreme Court decision was the result of a case filed in 2006. [...]

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Fun Oscar Party Game! Countdown to IHOP

The red carpet is laid out and at this very moment Ryan Seacrest is on E! interviewing bedazzled actresses. They have starved themselves for months to squeeze into a size zero dress that costs more than your car. All for the edification of we the fat movie goers, watching them and critiquing them in our [...]

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The Incredible, Emasculating, Time Traveling Shower Filter

About a week ago, maybe two, my wife decided we needed a filter for our shower head. We didn’t discuss it or anything. She just came home with it & said it would make her hair shiny again. She put it on the bathroom sink where it stayed in it’s irritating bubble packaging until yesterday. [...]

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Fun e-card Valentines For Singles

Happy Valentine’s Day from Infidel Nation!

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We Might Be Relying On Road Signs Too Much

This weekend Bumble passed this sign on the road. So he went back and left a box of safety scissors and crayons. In retrospect, the neighborhood parents probably wanted me to stop and help their kids down. Later in the day, Bumble passed another sign. Apparently he was driving the short bus route. These kids [...]

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