As a recovering FarmVille addict, Bumble realizes it is a fine line between a casual player and a full blown Farmaholic. Unfortunately with the release of FrontierVille it has become clear that the makers of FarmVille (Zynga) intended all along for it to be a gateway drug.  Once addicted it becomes very difficult to be objective about your own condition. Bumble recalls thinking many times “Bumble will stop once he has Mastered Strawberries!”. Unfortunately, it was much, much more difficult than that. Addicted to Mastering Crops in FarmVille Sadly, that isn’t even all the signs. Bumble had some others...
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Weekly Overview of the Planets: Uranus turns retrograde on Monday in Aries, which brings this powerful evolutionary force into the inner domain. You get the opportunity to liberate yourself from oppressive inner patterns. Mercury moves into Leo, which brings a dramatic flourish to all your communications. Venus moves into Virgo, which can coincide with compulsive cleanliness and a desire to be as perfect as possible. The Solar Eclipse in Cancer at the end of the week is a chance for a fresh start. Aries will have a retrograde anus on Monday. Bumble told you not to eat potato salad...
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Today is the 4th of July! Bumble hates it! Bumble is not allowed outside on the 4th because of the high ratio of M-80′s to drunk cat haters. It seems like a weird holiday to Bumble. Humans get drunk at noon, eat undercooked clams and then blow stuff up. After dark the now gassy, dehydrated humans assemble in big groups to watch fireworks. Bumble decided to investigate the history behind this strange tradition. Now, Bumble is what you would call home schooled. That is, he is a cat and therefore not allowed to attend school. Basically the only information...
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Lately Bumble has invested a significant amount of nap time researching ways to make Infidel Nation “internet famous”. While looking into the confusing options Bumble stumbled on some disturbing facts. The result is nothing short of a mind blowing conspiracy to control our very behavior! This is hot stuff, the kind of stuff that makes you labeled “The Informant”. Before elaborating let Bumble just say, he does not have cancer now nor does he drive. Should he develop aggressive cancer or die in a mysterious one car accident consider this theory validated and move to someplace with no wifi...
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You may have noticed that Bumble now has banner ads on Infidel Nation! Bumble knows what you are thinking. Has Bumble gone commercial? Has Bumble sold out his loyal nation of followers? How dare you! Bumble is not morally bankrupt enough to do that! Bumble is however, financially bankrupt. So in short yes. Bumble has sold out! Well, he thought he had anyway. So far these ads have generated $1.09 which is being sent to an offshore account. The ads are from an online program by Google called Adsense. Anyone with a website can apply for an account. It...
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Weekly Overview of the Planets: Domestic issues take center stage when the Sun conjuncts Mercury in home-loving Cancer on Monday. A loved one may call for a long chat. Wednesday is perfect for wishing on a star. Dreams may come true. Love issues prove complex on Friday, when the Moon in dualistic Pisces is quincunx Venus in Leo. Jealousy intrudes on the dating game. On Sunday fireworks go off when the Moon in volatile Aries is quincunx Mars. Get some sparklers and watch them glow! Not surprisingly “the stars” predict that domestic issues take center stage this week, as...
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