Death to you, Osama!

It’s been 10 years since 9/11, and eight years to the day since “Mission Accomplished”, but justice was finally served. Osama Bin Laden is dead. While the world may not be any safer for the fact, it is still hard not to breath a sigh of relief. For many of us September 11th, 2001 will [...]

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Dear Wii Fit…

Dear Wii Fit, A few years ago at Christmas, Bumble received a gift of fitness in the form of what appeared to be a bathroom scale programmed by some snarky Japanese people. After hooking it up, Bumble was excited about the chance to shed a pound or two. Afterall, Bumble is mostly an inside cat [...]

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Jihad On The “War On Easter”!

Easter Sunday is the day that Christ rose from the dead. Somehow this is celebrated with colored eggs, a bunny, and chocolate effigies of said bunny. How in the world does all of that fit together? Why don’t we take our kids to the mall to have their picture taken with ghost Jesus? Bumble searched [...]

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Why Infidel Nation Didn’t Update For A Month OR The Worst Reason To Stop Blogging Ever!!!

While many of the best humor bloggers like David Thorne, Allie Brosh, or The Oatmeal’s Matthew Inman can afford to take weeks between posts for book tours, life, or creative recharging, Bumble cannot! Bumble is still a fledgling online humorist and needs to keep his loyal followers (at least 12) abreast of funny events. Unfortunately, [...]

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My Wife As A Bracketologist – Be Careful What You Wish For…

For the most part, I am really fortunate that my wife loves to watch basketball. I introduced her to the sport when we were dating. She was a quick learner and surprisingly found it really fun to watch. After a few months of watching the Philadelphia 76ers together, she had a moment. I was explaining [...]

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