Phone Tape of Angry Persian Cat Trying To Convert Mel Gibson To Islam

With the recent rash of horrible, hateful, Mel Gibson audio clips regarding his wife Bumble thought it was time to act. In a totally selfless gesture, Bumble reached out to Mr. Gibson in an attempt to introduce him to the patient way of Islam and curb his rage. Sadly, it did not go well. Let’s take a look at the video tape…
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HORRORScopes! Funny Horoscopes For The Week of July 12th

Weekly Overview of the Planets: Love will certainly be confusing early this week! Love planet Venus is extraordinarily fickle on Tuesday. First you’ll want freedom in your romantic arena. Once it’s yours, you’ll fall passionately in love with an admirer. Mixed signals predominate as the Moon in indecisive Libra is square underhanded Pluto on Friday. Don’t take people at face value. Watch for hidden agendas, especially on the job. Surprises abound when the Moon is quincunx erratic Uranus on Sunday. Expect the unexpected to occur. Ooooh Horoscopes.com took some real risks this week. “Love will be confusing” – when...
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Shocking 11th Hour Offer To LeBron James!

Shocking 11th Hour Offer To LeBron James!

We are just about 12 hours away from the ESPN special “The Decision” in which LeBron King James will announce who’s $100 million dollars he will accept. If only all unemployed people got that kind of attention! Nevertheless, with the Knicks, Heat, Nets and every other NBA team making offers Bumble would be remiss if he didn’t make an 11th hour pitch for the most coveted free agent ever. Bumble’s Offer Bumble will offer 50% of all revenue generated from Adsense on infidelnation.com (estimated value to date $2.15). That’s right! Ground floor level profit sharing LeBron! Don’t be tied...
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How Bad Is My FarmVille Addiction?

How Bad Is My FarmVille Addiction?

As a recovering FarmVille addict, Bumble realizes it is a fine line between a casual player and a full blown Farmaholic. Unfortunately with the release of FrontierVille it has become clear that the makers of FarmVille (Zynga) intended all along for it to be a gateway drug.  Once addicted it becomes very difficult to be objective about your own condition. Bumble recalls thinking many times “Bumble will stop once he has Mastered Strawberries!”. Unfortunately, it was much, much more difficult than that. Addicted to Mastering Crops in FarmVille Sadly, that isn’t even all the signs. Bumble had some others...
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HORRORScopes! Funny Horoscopes For The Week of July 5th

Weekly Overview of the Planets: Uranus turns retrograde on Monday in Aries, which brings this powerful evolutionary force into the inner domain. You get the opportunity to liberate yourself from oppressive inner patterns. Mercury moves into Leo, which brings a dramatic flourish to all your communications. Venus moves into Virgo, which can coincide with compulsive cleanliness and a desire to be as perfect as possible. The Solar Eclipse in Cancer at the end of the week is a chance for a fresh start. Aries will have a retrograde anus on Monday. Bumble told you not to eat potato salad...
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Fun Facts About The 4th of July (From A Home Schooled Cat)

Fun Facts About The 4th of July (From A Home Schooled Cat)

Today is the 4th of July! Bumble hates it! Bumble is not allowed outside on the 4th because of the high ratio of M-80′s to drunk cat haters. It seems like a weird holiday to Bumble. Humans get drunk at noon, eat undercooked clams and then blow stuff up. After dark the now gassy, dehydrated humans assemble in big groups to watch fireworks. Bumble decided to investigate the history behind this strange tradition. Now, Bumble is what you would call home schooled. That is, he is a cat and therefore not allowed to attend school. Basically the only information...
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