When Twitter Was Down Beliebers Stopped Beliebing

Twitter was down last night for approximately an hour, causing an estimated 2,307 Beliebers to stop beliebing. This tragic event can be summed up with the Tweets of Justin’s followers this morning, and is best shown amidst sad Sarah McLachlan llyrics (which you can imagine being sung by the cast of Glee). In the arms [...]

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Is CM Punk The WWE Champion?

YES! BIG EMPHATIC YES! Wrestling is back. Punk clean pinned Cena at Money In the Bank last night and escaped into the crowd. So where is the Championship? As of midnight it was in cold storage. That’s right, it’s in Punks fridge, next to the BBQ Sauce. Punk tweeted this picture last night. If you [...]

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Is CM Punk Leaving WWE As Champion?

First and foremost, is Punk really leaving the WWE? Sadly, yes. His contract really expires on July 18th. We will be sorry to see him go. He is one of the few remaining talents with any sense of credibility as a real person. The PG genre has spawned even more cartoonish superhero type figures than [...]

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Why The Ocean Sucks

Summer is time for frolicking at the beach, but before you leave the safety of the sand check out Bumble’s thoughts on the subject.

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Proof That Mother Nature Is A MILF (Pic)

    Honestly we were speechless when we were sent these two photos. Please suggest some captions for us. This is the crazy random stuff that goes wild on the internet, but we have no idea what to say.

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