A Cat Owner’s Night Before Christmas

‘Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house Not a creature was stirring, he’d killed every mouse; The stockings once hung by the chimney with care, But now they’re torn down, chotskies strewn everywhere; The humans lay nestled all snug in their beds, Unaware of intentions to smother their heads; And woman in [...]

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Did You Get The Worst Secret Santa Gift Of 2010? Enter Our Contest!

Bumble has already written about what an awful ritual the blind Secret Santa gift can be. The best thing to be said about it is that it is over for most of us. By now you likely sat in a circle with coworkers and had to give an Academy Award winning performance pretending to be [...]

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Dear Anonymous WikiLeaks Avenger Cloud, Please Don’t Ruin Christmas

If you haven’t yet heard of Wikileaks, let Bumble congratulate you on escaping from your coma. For the rest of America you have no doubt heard of the controversial site run by Julian Assange. WikiLeaks allows whistleblowers to anonymously post confidential information. Some believe Julian is a hero for allowing unfettered information. Others believe he [...]

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Why John Lennon Is Dead And Justin Beiber Is Here To Stay

Today is the 30th anniversary of the murder of John Lennon. On December 8th, 1980 the voice of a generation was gunned down outside his home in New York by a crazed fan named Mark David Chapman. Chapman remained at the scene reading Catcher in the Rye until police arrived and arrested him. Bumble really [...]

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Who Really Started The Facebook Cartoon Profile Scam?

This past weekend Facebook profile pictures were being changed at an alarming rate to cartoon characters. Of course, while this was fun, Bumble knew it couldn’t be just for the sake of fun! Like all memes it must surely have an underlying sinister cause! Originally it was suggested that the change to a favorite cartoon [...]

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