Halloween is a rough time of year to be a black cat. Mommy and Daddy insist that I stay inside because people get weird around black cats this time of year. Something about M-80’s. Bumble is not fond of captivity. Two years ago, Bumble escaped on Halloween night only to regret his insolence.
It was a [...]
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Bumble’s Halloween Encounter with… El Chupacabra!
Posted in True Stories, tagged black cat, chupacabra, halloween on October 26, 2009 | 5 Comments »
Bumble a Drongo no longer!
Posted in True Stories, tagged amphipods, corporate, drongo, nerds, organization chart, tosser, wanker on October 16, 2009 | 1 Comment »
A few months ago Bumble met a new colleague. Technically this fellow is higher in the corporate hierarchy, so in effect is one of Bumble’s many bosses.
On the corporate food chain, Bumble is somewhere between plankton and killer whale. Several organization charts show Bumble differently. Bumble digresses for a future post.
The new bloke is definitely [...]
Best reason ever to quit law school.
Posted in True Stories, tagged Lawyers, Satire on October 7, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Back in ‘97 Bumble spent a brief stint in law school at the University of Richmond. Overall this entire experience could be dubbed “The autumn of Socratic Method & Platonic Love”.
After just a few months, Bumble had a series of epiphanies.
1. It would cost about $100,000 to finish law school and hopefully land a job [...]
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