Funny FarmVille pictures, Stories and fun with Addicts. Do you know some idiot addicted to FarmVille? Are you an idiot addicted to FarmVille? Bumble can help as he has hated, loved and once again hated this annoying game. It is ridiculously addictive but it is possible to quit! You can do it. You can get your life (such as it was) back again! How addicted to FarmVille are you? Check out the self assessment and find out.
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“OK, so these posters don’t exactly have the most clever insults (like the poster that says joining Facebook is a cry for help), but the cranky bastard who made these gets an ‘A’ for effort.” Libe Goad of Games.com
It is a fact that no virtual animals have ever been harmed on any FarmVille farms. That is a little idealistic, but understandable to some degree. Cows are sacred in India, pork is forbidden from both Jewish and Islamic diets. There are nearly 8 million vegetarians in the US alone. Perhaps FarmVille is a...
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Bumble has had a great deal of fun this past month with Zynga’s FarmVille. While Bumble continues to maintain that FarmVille is for losers, he does admit to being an addict himself. Bumble only started looking at FarmVille as blog post fodder because the notifications from his friends were driving him nuts. That was...
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As reported earlier, Bumble did have a Chupacabra encounter several years ago. As promised, Bumble spent Halloween night camped out and waiting to pounce on the heathen dog beast. Since the creature is known to enjoy the blood of goats, Bumble insisted that his FarmVille goat Jorge accompany him this year. Jorge in turn...
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Bumble is a patient feudal lord, but this is really starting to get old. The first time Bumble’s migrant worker Javier let some strawberries wilt Bumble was forgiving. Bumble patiently explained that if the strawberries continued to fail, Bumble would have no choice but to sell Jorge the goat to keep the farm afloat....
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Recently Bumble published some derogatory comments and photos about poor souls addicted to FarmVille. In the course of researching how lame FarmVille was Bumble has an update. After a day and night, lets just say Bumble now sees the appeal of FarmVille. While everything previously posted is true Bumble is not immune to the...
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