Funny FarmVille pictures, Stories and fun with Addicts. Do you know some idiot addicted to FarmVille? Are you an idiot addicted to FarmVille? Bumble can help as he has hated, loved and once again hated this annoying game. It is ridiculously addictive but it is possible to quit! You can do it. You can get your life (such as it was) back again! How addicted to FarmVille are you? Check out the self assessment and find out.
Here is what they had to say about Bumble!
“OK, so these posters don’t exactly have the most clever insults (like the poster that says joining Facebook is a cry for help), but the cranky bastard who made these gets an ‘A’ for effort.” Libe Goad of Games.com
As a recovering FarmVille addict, Bumble realizes it is a fine line between a casual player and a full blown Farmaholic. Unfortunately with the release of FrontierVille it has become clear that the makers of FarmVille (Zynga) intended all along for it to be a gateway drug. Once addicted it becomes very difficult to...
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Many of you have been wondering just where the heck Bumble went after Christmas. Was Bumble’s New Year’s Resolution to never blog again? Nope. Unfortunately, Bumble has spent nearly a month in a heated legal battle with an insolent subversive goat! On New Year’s Eve, General Jorge Cabra left Bumble’s farm. As if that...
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Many of you have friends that are addicted to FarmVille on FaceBook. You undoubtedly know who your addicted friends are from the amount of updates you see daily on your wall. Just look at what Bumble’s friends suffer daily (or sometimes hourly). If you don’t know anything yet about FarmVille, consider yourself lucky. It...
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Bumble has another tip for FarmVille addicts. After you have reached level 10, you will be eligible to master crops in FarmVille. Each crop you harvest will count as a mastery point towards become an expert in farming that particular crop. This of course begs the obvious question, what do I get when I...
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This weekend FarmVille finally unleashed the Big Ole Plantation for addicts with enough neighbors and coins. The release coincided with the addition of the Chicken Coop, and followed just on the heels of the Baby Turkeys. For those of you that missed it, the Big Ole Plantation costs $250,000 and you must have 20...
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