Today is the 4th of July! Bumble hates it! Bumble is not allowed outside on the 4th because of the high ratio of M-80′s to drunk cat haters. It seems like a weird holiday to Bumble. Humans get drunk at noon, eat undercooked clams and then blow stuff up. After dark the now gassy,...
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As per custom, Bumble attended Christmas Eve service with the in-laws. This was year 10 of Bumble attending a Methodist church on Christmas Eve. No, the church does not fall down! Death to you! Ahem… anyway, Bumble digresses. The annual service at this particular church culminates with the congregation lighting candles and singing Silent...
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Most families have a pretty established traditional dinner for Thanksgiving. It simply must include turkey. Christmas dinner is much more open to interpretation. The Dickensian version of Christmas dinner is of course figgy pudding and roast goose. Death to Dickens! Who has time for all that? If you happened to have had time to...
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Many of you have friends that are addicted to FarmVille on FaceBook. You undoubtedly know who your addicted friends are from the amount of updates you see daily on your wall. Just look at what Bumble’s friends suffer daily (or sometimes hourly). If you don’t know anything yet about FarmVille, consider yourself lucky. It...
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It’s that time of year kiddies! Christmas! Christmas means different things to different people. To Christians it’s a celebration of the birth of Christ. To shoppers it’s the season to give gifts, revive the economy, run up some new debt, and get a truly poor return on investment for every dollar you spend on...
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