B Movie Mogul – Bumble’s Demands to SyFy for the release of BMovieMogul.com

B Movie Mogul - The B is for Bumble. Go ahead click the image, you aren't going anywhere! Muhahaha

Yesterday SyFy and IGN launched B Movie Mogul to allow SyFy viewers to contribute ideas to an upcoming SyFy original movie. Bumble was impressed! But after searching and searching for the site Bumble became frustrated. Where the heck was B Movie Mogul anyway?

As it turns out, it appears that SyFy and IGN made a cardinal error in the world of the internet. They forgot to buy the domain. Sadly for them, Bumble had $15 and recognized an opportunity.

Bumble is not one to stand in the way of progress. Particularly as it relates to the creation of bad science fiction movies generated by the masses like a giant mad-lib.

Bumble was also not born yesterday, so though Bumble is willing to negotiate for the release of this domain there are certain demands which are not negotiable.

• Bumble shall require a producer credit as “Executive Feline Producer”
• Bumble shall be invited to the premier particularly if it is red carpet. Bumble loves scratching up red carpets.
• Kara Thrace (Starbuck from Battlestar Galactica) must be Bumble’s escort to the premier!
• A part in the movie! That’s right, Bumble is getting his screen debut out of this. This has to be a non-speaking part of course as Bumble is a cat.
• Acceptable parts include:
  • Sole surviving character in the film
  • Extravagent death scene. Must not actually kill Bumble. Sorry stunt cat.
  • Hitchcock like walk on part
  • Non-Speaking Feline Male Romantic Lead
• Blu-Ray or DVD box sets of Merlin and Stargate Universe. These should be delivered every season and complete sets at the finale of the the series.

Starbuck!

Additionally, Bumble want’s his $15 back for the domain and possibly in excess of a few thousand or million dollars. Bumble is willing to negotiate on financials. However, the above demands are non-negotiable. Particularly Katee Sackhoff.

Should SyFy instead seek to acquire the domain back through legal channels be forewarned. Bumble has retained the services of Saul Goodman as his representation. Bumble brought him a dead mouse which legally constitutes a retainer.

Bumble anxiously awaits contact from SyFy. Until then, for those of you that were looking for a poll here ya go…

Update: 2011 Bumble somehow let the domain registration expire! It was usurped by someone else. How awful! Oh well, what comes around goes around on the interwebs.