The internet has been abuzz of late with rumors that Chris Jericho may be leaving wrestling. This past Monday, Chris commented on Raw that if he didn’t win the championship at Night of Champions he would leave the WWE. These comments only added fuel to the fire of speculation surrounding one of the most entertaining men in the industry.
His band Fozzy begins touring the UK in October, and Chris is also working on a follow up book to his memoirs A Lion’s Tale: Around the World in Spandex. Bumble highly recommends A Lion’s Tale even to non-wrestling fans (heathens that you are). It is hilarious and heartfelt.
Combined with reports that he has yet to re-sign with the WWE, it appears the stage is set. Nevertheless, the stage has been set before in the WWE only to have the rug pulled out from under fans. The internet in particular is guilty of rampant speculation masquerading as fact.
Until now! Bumble has it from a completely unconfirmed fictitious source that Chris will indeed be leaving the WWE to pursue other opportunities including touring with Fozzy. Though only 39, and certainly capable of managing the combined schedule Chris has finally reached a crossroads.
For the benefit of this article, it seems that Fozzy’s record label (which shall remain nameless here to prevent further “Cease and Desist” spam), has insisted that Fozzy incorporate a female singer for the UK tour. Given that Fozzy represents a life long dream of Chris Irvine to be a rock star he feels that he is left with only one choice. Yes, Chris will lose at Night of Champions. Shocking? Hardly. The truly shocking news? Chris will begin touring October 9th in the UK following gender reassignment surgery!
That’s right, Chris will be getting a sex change so that he can still lead Fozzy. Unfortunately he would be a hideous Diva and the WWE is not interested.
Bumble must give Chris credit. Sometimes it takes big sacrifices to follow your dreams.
Best of luck Chris in whatever you decide to do! You are a better male than Bumble. For now anyway.
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