We are just about 12 hours away from the ESPN special “The Decision” in which LeBron King James will announce who’s $100 million dollars he will accept. If only all unemployed people got that kind of attention!
Nevertheless, with the Knicks, Heat, Nets and every other NBA team making offers Bumble would be remiss if he didn’t make an 11th hour pitch for the most coveted free agent ever.
Bumble’s Offer
Bumble will offer 50% of all revenue generated from Adsense on infidelnation.com (estimated value to date $2.15). That’s right! Ground floor level profit sharing LeBron! Don’t be tied down to one market, even if it is New York.
Sure Bumble knows what you are thinking… “But Bumble you don’t even have an NBA franchise!”.
Neither does New Jersey!
If LeBron signed on to play basketball for Team Bumble you can bet David Stern would let us in the league. Bumble and LeBron could easily find 3 stiffs to put around him and field a competitive squad.
Must have on any Bumble roster!
Bumble knows what you are thinking again! “Bumble, you need 5 players for a team!”. Yes, yes Bumble knows! One spot is reserved for Ali Farokhmanesh. That’s non-negotiable.
You again- “But Bumble where would you even play?”. Well for starters LeBron has a lot of sponsorship deals. Those companies can’t let LeBron go without an arena! Nike surely would build us one. Dare we dream… “The Bumbledome!”.
So you see, there is no reason Bumble cannot sign LeBron. The rest will work itself out. So Mr. King as you spend your Thursday with close advisers and friends, Bumble leaves you to ponder this question…
Who better to form a dynamic duo in marketing and basketball than King James and the Sultan of Social Media, Bumble?
We await contact from your agent!
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