There is only one final episode to go folks. The series finale is just around the corner. All our questions will finally be answered. Except perhaps one. What the hell do we watch now?
New and improved! Now with Juliet!
For starters what about rehashed old NBC shows now starring Losties? ABC recently remade the old NBC series V. Of course the special effects are way better and it is of course a whole new generation of viewers. But let’s be real here. It is slotted right after Lost and stars Elizabeth Mitchell (a.k.a. Juliet). Obviously ABC wants us to tune in with Lost regularity.
Needs something original? ABC offered us FlashForward. We have been watching flash backs, flash forwards and flash sideways on lost forever. Why not just make a show about FlashForwards? Bumble actually thought this was a pretty decent show. It wasn’t Lost, but it did star some familiar Losties like Penny and Charlie. Why is Bumble using the past tense when talking about FlashForward? ABC will not be renewing it! You heard it here first.
How did Bumble not see that coming??? It seems like it was only on for 2 minutes and 17 seconds!
So what the hell will Bumble and ABC do now? Fear not infidels! Bumble has some ideas. It appears that if V can succeed the recipe is simple. Take an old TV show, remake it and add a Lost actor/actress. Voila you have a viable series! With all the talented actors and actresses that have graced Lost over the past 6 season this shouldn’t be too hard.
Here are Bumble’s favorite ideas…
Just because it didn't work for Scott Baio doesn't mean it won't work for Sun and Jin!
8 what? Who cares, it's got two losties in it!
Whacky antics anyone? He can eat enough chocolate to keep the assembly line running, and he sees dead people!
And Bumbles personal favorite…
Eat your heart out Sherwood Schwartz! Frank is way funnier than Bob Denver.
Whatever they come up with, ABC better get cracking soon. We have the Lost finale Sunday and then withdraw symptoms. What is Bumble going to do? Watch CBS for gods sakes? No way! Get moving you ABC execs! If you need help, you know where to find Bumble.
