Lazy FarmVille Migrant Worker Kills Crops again!
Bumble is a patient feudal lord, but this is really starting to get old. The first time Bumble’s migrant worker Javier let some strawberries wilt Bumble was forgiving.
Bumble explains trickle down economics.
Bumble patiently explained that if the strawberries continued to fail, Bumble would have no choice but to sell Jorge the goat to keep the farm afloat. Unfortunately Bumble doesn’t speak Spanish, so he has to use Jorge to translate.
Bumble suspects the translation was not completely accurate as it took several minutes to convey the message to Javier.
It appeared to get the point across though, and ultimately Javier replied with “Sí señor del mal.” Bumble recognized ‘si senor’ so he assumed we had reached an understanding.
Bumble went back inside his pumpkin for a few hours to get some shut eye. It is very tiring being the sultan of social media! The last thing Bumble needs is a lazy employee.
Unfortunately when Bumble woke up later he was shocked and disgusted to find MORE wilted crops. Unbelievable! Every time Bumble comes to the farm Javier is just standing around with the goat! What the heck. Bumble leaves and they do nothing! In fact the only time Javier even moves is when Bumble points out where he should go. Well this time Bumble really let them have it!
This is why Bumble has to live in a damn pumpkin!
Bumble is at a loss now. Why doesn’t this guy do his job?! Bumble can’t always be logged into FarmVille to point out what he should do. For now Bumble has decided not to sell the goat, and give Javier one last chance.
la muerte a usted!
As a not so subtle hint, Bumble took Jorge and Javier to the graveyard. Don’t worry they are just novelty tombstones that Bumble keeps getting from friends. Apparently his neighbors feel that any cat that yells ‘Death to You!” at the cattle can use all the tombstones he can get.
Bumble found a use for them anyway. Bumble told Javier and Jorge this is where he keeps the migrant workers and goats that let the crops rot. hehehehe
That ought to get him moving!
Mr. Cat, death threats are not appreciated! You should apologize. Jorge has an iphone and is watching you!
Perhaps if Mr. Cat would stop pooping in the crops Mr. Javier could keep up!
Watch it goat or I will feed YOU to El Chupacabra!