Retraction to FarmVille Addicts

October 21, 2009
By bumblenation


Recently Bumble published some derogatory comments and photos about poor souls addicted to FarmVille. In the course of researching how lame FarmVille was Bumble has an update.

After a day and night, lets just say Bumble now sees the appeal of FarmVille. While everything previously posted is true Bumble is not immune to the lure of the simple life that FarmVille provides.

Javier and his pet goat Jorge.

Javier and his pet goat Jorge.

Bumble’s farm has been somewhat updated since the last post, and is now a burgeoning plantation. Complete with Javier the  migrant worker. Don’t interpret that as a stand one way or the other on immigration reform. Javier is legal, and Bumble has no choice but to employ a farmhand since he is a cat. Bumble can only really act in a supervisory capacity.

Bumble has never been afraid to apologize, but Bumble will NOT apologize in this post or any other. BUT IT”S NOT BECAUSE HE FEARS IT! BUMBLE FEARS NOTHING! DEATH TO YOU! Sorry, Bumble digresses.

Nor is Bumble posting a retraction simply because of this vicious unsolicited attack on his character posted on Facebook.

Stupid notifications!

Stupid notifications!

Nor is Bumble retracting his previous comments because of this…

Brought this on myself! Doh!

Brought this on myself! Doh!

OK, it really is just because Bumble was busted.

So (sigh) for those of you that are addicted to FarmVille, Bumble can understand. That doesn’t change the fact we are still losers. It just means Bumble is one of you.

Please stop sending Bumble Rabbit Topiaries. It was funny once, but Bumble will not mistake them for live rabbits again.

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4 Responses to Retraction to FarmVille Addicts

  1. Jorge on October 28, 2009 at 3:47 am

    Hola!

  2. Farmhand on May 3, 2010 at 12:38 am

    Does Bumble know how to block applications? It’s very easy, even a cat can do it. Coincidentally he won’t be bothered with farming requests ever again.

    ** Don’t complain about a problem unless you’re willing to be part of the solution

    =)
    Happy Facebookin’

  3. hire limo poland on August 16, 2010 at 5:20 pm

    Keep posting stuff like this i really like it

  4. auto do ślubu on August 16, 2010 at 7:45 pm

    Thanks very much, I’ve found this extremely good!

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